Monday, 14 February 2022

BOND

 

In an instant you were gone

Taken from us by another’s selfishness

He was too drunk to walk

So, he drove instead

Devastation left in his wake

The children want to know why

I don’t have the answer

They look to me for a reason

They look to me for strength

They cling to me out of fear

The fear of losing me too

But they must be my reason

And they are my strength

And I cling to them out of fear

The fear of losing them too

WHO KILLED THE PINBALL WIZARD?

 

The Pinball wizard is dead

That deaf dumb and blind kid

Was shot dead by a stranger

It was such a senseless murder

Sunday, 13 February 2022

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 18

 

There was a little girl,

Who had a little curl,

Growing in the middle of her chest

With the sunlight on her

It looked like a comma

That punctuated her pert little breasts

 

(Little girl in this case refers to stature and not age, so stop composing a complaint already)

 

(Not really a nursery rhyme I know

So sorry to the fans of Longfellow)

THE ST VALENTINE’S DAY MASSACRE

 

The St Valentine’s Day massacre

That was a bloody occasion

Which just shows what happens

If you don’t make a reservation

VALENTINE QUESTION

 

Roses are red, violets are blue

Do I have to buy flowers for you

Violets are blue, Roses are red

Ok I understand if I don’t I’m dead

BE MY VALENTINE # 1

 

On Valentine’s Day

The valentine card said to the stamp

Stick with me and we'll go places!

While the farmer gave his wife

Hogs and kisses!

And the caveman gave his wife

Ughs and kisses!

BE MY VALENTINE # 2

 

On Valentine’s Day

The chocolate syrup said to the ice cream

“I'm sweet on you!”

While the pencil said to the paper

“I dot my i's on you!”

And the light bulb asked his girlfriend

Do I mean a whole watt to you?”