SENIOR SYSTEMS

 

In the sixties

We all thought screw the system

Now we’re in our sixties

We all have to upgrade the system

GREEK GODDESS ARTEMIS

 

Greek Goddess Artemis

The virgin Goddess

Of the hunt and the moon

Daughter of Zeus and Leto

Twin sister of Phoebus

I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 7

 

I love anagrams

Anagrams are great

Some are strange

Some are funny

For example

Slot machines = cash lost in me

ROBIN THE HOODY

 

Robin the Hood

Robbed from the rich

And gave to the poor

A noble with a noble cause

A lovable rogue, full of charm

 

Robin the Hoody

Robs from the rich

And also, from the poor

The lowest of the low, who snorts

The proceeds up his nose

Or sticks it in his arm

GROWING UP

 

I hate to shatter your elusions

Misconceptions or delusions

But in no way shape or form

Does the fact you have the horn

A stiffy, an erection or both

Count as personal growth

PUT DOWN # 2

 

Put downs work the best

For deflecting unwanted attention

But try to be amusing

As this relieves the tension

Just say to him seductively

With your hand upon your hip

“Wipe your mouth honey,

You have bullshit around your lips”

DON’T BRING LULU

 

In the roaring twenties

Lulu was a flapper

And was often seen

With the soave and the dapper

Now if she lived today

In the days of the rapper

When those who think bling

Is really quite the thing

That makes them cool

Today’s equivalent to dapper

She would be there

Lulu the modern flapper

At all the in places

But she’d be thought of as a slapper