CHOCO MAN

 

I have had my fill of men

Who are second rate

If only they were as satisfying

As a bar of chocolate

IT WASN’T ME

Everybody is responsible

Never mind what nanny state says

For their own actions

That’s the way it is

We are all responsible for what we do

Except of course for celebrities  

BI THE WAY

 

Just remember when on the prowl

For liaisons casual

Your chances are immediately doubled

If you are bisexual

OLD BUZZARD

 

I have come to the conclusion

Which is quite worrying

That although my sex life isn’t dead

The buzzards are definitely circling

ROMAN GODDESS DIANA

 

Roman Goddess Diana

The virgin Goddess

Of the hunt and the moon

Daughter of Zeus and Leto

Twin sister of Apollo

I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 6

  

I love anagrams

Anagrams are great

Some amuse a little

Some amuse me lots

For example

The morse code = here come dots

GET YOUR DANDER UP

When someone annoys you

And you want to have a go

When your hackles go up

Firstly, count to ten or so

 

But if they get under your skin

And you want to let rip

And you feel your temples throb

Firstly, just bite your lip

 

But if all else has failed

And you do lose your temper

Keep your words soft and sweet

In case you have to eat them later