When someone annoys you
And you want to have a
go
When your hackles go
up
Firstly, count to ten
or so
But if they get under
your skin
And you want to let
rip
And you feel your
temples throb
Firstly, just bite
your lip
But if all else has
failed
And you do lose your
temper
Keep your words soft and
sweet
In my long life
I have found this to
be true
Ex-husbands are like
thrush
They keep coming back to you
Now I’m getting on
The time has come
As winter approaches
To head towards the
sun
To head south for the
winter
Like the ducks before
me
But it’s with regret I
have to say
Always remember
You should never go to
bed
On a cross word
After angry things are
said
It’s more sensible
Not to go to bed angry,
when
You can stay up
I am not perfect
My figure is not the
best
Some bits I really
hate
But I do quite like my
breasts
I have flabby thighs,
Which I would happily
condemn
But fortunately, my
stomach
Obscures the view of them
When I do my exercise
I do it early in the
morning
Before my brain works
out
The recipe for a healthier life
Is to be a regular
exerciser
This is the current
advice
Of every medical
practitioner
But exercising every
day
