I had just ordered my dream car
The Porsche I’ve
always wanted to own
So, I contacted all my
friends
By text on my mobile
phone
“Can’t wait for the
new 911”
As simple as that,
just the job
An hour later the door
was kicked in
By the anti-terrorist
squad
They first met on a special Christmas Eve
And chemistry sparked between the two
When passions fires were truly quenched
He asked before bidding her a fond adieu
“What are you doing on New Year’s Eve?”
She replied “oh I’m definitely doing you”
I was divorced from my wife
Due to my serial
infidelity
And found myself in
bed
With a girl called
Felicity
It was on New Year’s
Day
When she asked me
“Did you make a
resolution?
What was it? Go on
tell me”
I replied “Not to be
unfaithful
Ever again to my
chosen mate”
“How’s that going?”
she asked
“Ask me after our
second date”
The year is turning, the cycle
Has made another
revolution
It’s time once more to
make
The obligatory
resolution
Which is broken within
days
But this year I have a
solution
In order to make it
last
I will not make a
resolution
Hot cross buns!
Hot cross buns!
I don’t care if they’re
One a penny,
Its only January
I want to kiss you
On December 31st
Before the clock
strikes twelve
Until the last chime
Echoes in the night
Of January the first
So one year will come
to an end
In the most amazing
way
And the next will have
A beautiful beginning
A month without alcohol
Isn’t what makes
January dry
What does, is sex
without foreplay
Or indeed the use of
KY
