A hearty Christmas greeting
Merry
Christmas to one and all
Tonight excitement fills the air
The night Santa comes to call
With gifts galore for everyone
To be piled high beneath the tree
Christmas
Eve anticipation never fails
To fills
our hearts with glee
Christmas is the hardest time
When in the bosom of kith and kin
Amidst the exited chatter
And rustle of discarded paper
Punctuated by the joyous laughter of children
And over exited grown ups
I made all the right noises
As I wore my painful smile
I opened my presents when prompted
“Oh isn’t that lovely” I cooed
“That’s just what I wanted” I lied
But what I actually wanted
Was to be somewhere else
Where there was no need of false delight
Or insincere thankful exclamations
Anywhere else but there
They are well meaning souls
Who thought to help me,
By including my in their joyous celebrations
But they don’t understand my grief
Or the empty ache of a shattered heart
Each innocent Christmas ritual cut me like a knife
The familiar songs, once loved, now hurt
And each merry Christmas was a fresh cut
Losing you, my partner in life
Was like having a conjoined twin cut away
And among that happy crowd
My loneliness was most keenly felt
When all the excitement died away
I sat in silent contemplation
When sweet memories of happier days
Flooded into my mind to torture me
I hide it from the crowd
Keeping the pain and sorrow within
But so intertwined were our lives
I am left incomplete
I am in torment every day for the want of you
But Christmas is the hardest time
Its Christmas when
Outside its
cold and snowing
But away
from the cold
Malls are
full to overflowing
And all the
children’s faces
Are happy
and glowing
ITS
CHRISTMAS when
Noddy
Holder screams
Its
Christmas when
Its time to
fulfil dreams
When life
just may be
As
wonderful as it seems
Its
Christmas when
All the
gifts are picked
The cards
are written
The stamps
are licked
And all the
Christmas lists
Have all
been neatly ticked
Its
Christmas when
All are
safely home within
Everything
has been prepared
The kiddies
are all tucked in
Then mums
and dads sit back
And
festivities can begin
Melchior, Balthazar and Caspar
Travelled
long with Gifts to bring
Not
frankincense, Gold or myrrh
Or other
valuable precious things
But non
glutenous food stuffs
As they
were Wheat Free Kings
Executive Jacob (Jake) Peterson (Tim Matheson) is sent to a small town to assess which of the workers
in the local tractor factory, on which the town relies on as the chief source
of employment, should be laid off when the planned downsizing begins.
However he
gets side tracked when he falls in love with a local single mom Emma Murphy
(Melissa Gilbert) which her daughter Noelle (Michelle Trachtenberg) encourages.
But is there any future in their relationship if he does what he was
sent to the town to do?
Are you wearing Reindeer antlers?
Well not
the most original twist
You’ve been
making rather merry
More
Christmas spirit than you could resist
What
exactly am I suggesting?
A little
too much wine would be the gist
What makes
me think that?
Well I’ll
tell you if you insist
Apart from
the slurred speech
You are
walking with a starboard list
And your
antlers sit in disarray
So that’s
how I know you’re pissed
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way.
I’ve got a gun and a clever disguise
To rob the
bank on its busiest day
Jingle
bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way.
We got caught do you know why?
