SANTA’S YOUNGEST DAUGHTER MARY

Santa’s youngest daughter Mary

Was promiscuous and out of control

So he sent her to a girl’s boarding school

To keep her off the North Pole

THE DAUGHTER OF ONE OF SANTA’S ELVES

 

The daughter of one of Santa’s Elves

Was out of control and a bit of a prancer

So he sent her to college in Lapland

To stop her from being a pole dancer

But she soon dropped out of college

And now she’s a popular lap dancer

THERE IS A POPULAR MYTH ABOUT RUDOLPH

 

There is a popular myth about Rudolph

And his quite legendary shiny nose

But believe me if you ever saw him

You would know that’s not what glows

YOU CAN KEEP THE SLEIGH # 1

 

You can keep the sleigh

And Rudolph and Prancer

There’s nothing Santa likes

More than a Lap Dancer

HE CAME HOME ON CHRISTMAS EVE

 

He came home on Christmas Eve

On his long-awaited Christmas leave

The soldier returned from the war

To find his beloved waiting at the door

It took seconds for passions to ignite

Which made it a Not-so-Silent Night

WHEN CHRISTMAS DAY WAS OVER # 2

When Christmas Day was over

Mrs Claus needed a release

It was a very stressful time

Spreading good will and peace

 

So as soon as Santa was rested

She always liked to have a bit

Being partial to the "North Pole"

Well, that's what Mrs C calls it

ALL-TIME CLASSIC MOVIE FAVOURITES – NOW YOU SEE ME (2013)

 

“Now You See Me” is a Mystery Crime Thriller, screenplay written by Ed Solomon, Boaz Yakin and Edward Ricourt and Directed by Louis Leterrier.

 

The story begins when four magicians, J. Daniel Atlas (Jesse Eisenberg), Merritt McKinney (Woody Harrelson), Henley Reeves (Isla Fisher) and Jack Wilder (Dave Franco), each answer a mysterious summons, and all arrive at an obscure address where they find hidden secrets.

One year later, they are big time stage illusionists, the Four Horsemen, and they climax their sell-out Las Vegas show by apparently robbing a Paris bank.

When it turns out that the bank actually had been robbed, F.B.I. Agent Dylan Rhodes (Mark Ruffalo) and Interpol Agent Alma Dray (Mélanie Laurent) are assigned to the case to figure out how they did it.

However the great truth in this puzzle is that the closer you look, the less you see, and deeply embroiled in the mystery for very different reasons are Thaddeus Bradley (Morgan Freeman) Arthur Tressler (Michael Caine) and Agent Fuller (Michael J. Kelly).