Saturday, 23 October 2021

IT WAS SO BIG AND ROUND

 

It was so big and round

Like a big orange bumpkin

It was a fat Jack-O-Lantern

Carved out of a plumpkin

ARE YOU WEARING A WITCH’S HAT?

 

Are you wearing a witch’s hat?

I don’t know what I think of that

I will just have to wait and see

If you decide to put a spell on me

I think it might be a thrill

If you were to bend me to your will

ARE YOU WEARING WEREWOLF EARS?

 

Are you wearing Werewolf ears?

It’s an unusual look for a girl

But if you’re a bit of an animal

I’m happy to give it a whirl

Friday, 22 October 2021

ALL-TIME CLASSIC MOVIE FAVOURITES – STAR TREK III: THE SEARCH FOR SPOCK (1984)

 

“Star Trek III: The Search for Spock” is a Sci-Fi Action Adventure based on Gene Roddenberry’s original creation, story by Harve Bennett and Directed by Leonard Nimoy.

 

After the death of Spock (Leonard Nimoy) Admiral Kirk (William Shatner) and the Enterprise crew, Dr. McCoy (DeForest Kelley), Scotty (James Doohan), Sulu (George Takei), Chekov (Walter Koenig), Uhura (Nichelle Nichols) and Saavik (Robin Curtis) arrive at Spacedock for some essential repairs, only to discover that the Enterprise is to be decommissioned.

But when he learns that the Klingons are planning to steal the secrets of the Genesis Device from its creators (Bibi Besch and Merritt Butrick), for their own deadly purpose Admiral Kirk and his bridge crew risk their careers stealing the decommissioned U.S.S. Enterprise to return to the restricted Genesis Planet to thwart their enemies.

THE OLD BLACK WITCH’S CAT # 2

 

The old black witch’s cat

Has nothing much to do

He’s a sleepy old familiar

Oddly named Witchitypoo

He is quite partial to a mouse

Should one happen into view

But he doesn’t stir himself

For he never has to pursue

There is no thought of chasing

And no need to bite and chew

For with a flick of his paw

A spell is cast by Witchitypoo

And then he leisurely dines

On a tasty mouse stew

I LOST MY VIRGINITY TO A WICCAN GIRL

 

I lost my virginity to a Wiccan girl

Who was a scrawny little witch

With the reputation for being

A bit of a thorny little bitch

She mellowed to me in my bed

And I was left with a horny itch

HELLO DARLING HALLOWEEN GIRL

 

Hello darling Halloween girl

With your bag half full of sweets

I hope you have no tricks for me

If I top up your bag with treats