WHY COULDN'T THE WITCH HAVE CHILDREN?

 

Why couldn't the witch have children?

It wasn’t just because she was a meanie

The answer is far more fundamental

Because her husband had a hallow weenie

ARE YOU WEARING A POINTY HAT?

 

Are you wearing a pointy hat?

And you don’t get fed up with that

When they ask about your wizard hat

“Does your head reach the top of that?”

IF VAMPIRES CAN’T SEE THEIR OWN REFLECTION

 

If vampires can’t see

Their own reflection

In a mirror or anything else

That’s shiny

Then the thing I

Have always wondered is

How do they manage?

To keep their hair tidy?

ARE YOU WEARING A HALLOWEEN WAISTCOAT?

 

Are you wearing a Halloween waistcoat?

Oh I like the way the buttons glow

And the whole thing luminesces

It really is very Edgar Allan Poe

ALL-TIME CLASSIC MOVIE FAVOURITES – BLAZING SADDLES (1974)

 

“Blazing Saddles” is a comedy western, written by Norman Steinberg, Andrew Bergman, Richard Pryor and Alan Uger, from the Story by Andrew Bergman and Directed by Mel Brooks.

It’s the story of a town where everyone seems to be named Johnson, but apart from that it’s in the way of the railroad and in order to grab their land, a politically connected nasty individual, Hedley Lemar (Harvey Korman), sends in his henchmen, lead by Taggart (Slim Pickens) to make the town unliveable.

The town demands a replacement, from the Governor, Lepetomane (Mel Brooks), after their Sheriff is killed, and Hedley convinces him to send the town the first Black Sheriff in the west.

Sherriff Bart (Cleavon Little) is a sophisticated urbanite has some difficulty winning over the townspeople but when he does he soon becomes Lemar’s most formidable adversary aided by Jim the gunslinger (Gene Wilder), despite Lemar using Lili Von Shtupp (Madeline Kahn) and Mongo (Alex Karras).

EVERYONE WANTS CANDY ON HALLOWEEN

 

Everyone wants Candy on Halloween

As they march on their trick or treat patrol

But the only Candy that interests me

Will be swinging on a silver pole

THE WITCHING HOUR

 

On All Hallows Eve take special care

You may not see them but they are there

And as they mix up their witches brew

They’ll have their witchy eyes on you