Freezer bags are definitely male
As the leftovers end up inside them
And although they hold everything in
You can still see right through them
Freezer bags are definitely male
As the leftovers end up inside them
And although they hold everything in
You can still see right through them
The gender of a photo copier
Is distinctly female by definition
Because if you press the right buttons
They are effective at reproduction
But they are uncompromising
If you press the wrong button
And should you turn them off
It takes an age to turn them back on
Are you wearing toe of newt?
Is it part of a witchy
spell?
Is it the witchy
version of GHB?
I’m so smitten I
cannot tell
In a fragrant meadow
in the Finchbottom Vale on a warm summer’s day a young man’s hands glide over
her sumptuous curves and contours in a sensual exploration of her silken
landscape.
Her flesh tingles beneath his skilful intimate touch and her breath starts to
pant as her nipples swell in arousal standing in sharp relief as his lips and
tongue pay court and he feels the glow of passion swell.
Sweet sensual moans
join the soundtrack of the meadow as with nimble fingers he explored the seat
of her musk and then like a bee who would visit a dewy rose he sips nectar from
her moist blossom, each petal sensually caressed and he drinks deeply of her
labial delights before in the sweet meadow grass his passion enters her portal
of ecstasy.
Are you wearing a Halloween outfit?
Well, you really do look good in it
And it doesn’t look risqué, not a bit
It’s a really cracking little outfit
Though all the emphasis is on the fit
She may be a witch
And she may do spells
Which sounds like poetry
As far as anyone tells
So just beware of
Unnatural smells
Or you’ll fall victim
To one of her spells
Are you wearing a Halloween Jumper?
Well its contents are
rather bumper
The skeleton motive I
should mention
Is not needed to
attract my attention