HOMOSEXUALITY IS NOT A DISEASE

 

Homosexuality is not a disease

Nor is it against God or his word

And being “Different” is not a crime

It is neither unnatural nor abhorrent

No one cares if Adam loves Steve

Instead of loving Eve

There is no right way or wrong way

For matters of the heart

What matters is that they feel love

Love is indifferent to philosophy,

Theological perspective or social acceptability

There is no good love or bad love

There is no right love or wrong love

There is only love

And any relationship founded on love

Has my blessing

BAG MAN

 

Freezer bags are definitely male

As the leftovers end up inside them

And although they hold everything in

You can still see right through them

XEROX GIRL

 

The gender of a photo copier

Is distinctly female by definition

Because if you press the right buttons

They are effective at reproduction

But they are uncompromising

If you press the wrong button

And should you turn them off

It takes an age to turn them back on