How do you spot a blind man?
In a nudist colony
Do you suppose it’s difficult?
Well it’s not hard actually
Saturday, 16 October 2021
Friday, 15 October 2021
Uncanny Tales – (59) Fumbling in the Dark
It was in a caravan in Sharpinghead one long hot
summer that Paul and Mara lay safe in the darkness as modesty abates and their
inhibitions melt away into the night.
Soft lip touches lip as hot mouths engage and inquisitive tongues employ and
passion grows.
Eager trembling hands explore eager young flesh in clumsy groping as they cling
together beneath the covers.
Writhing in unison, moaning, panting, gasping, the language of lust spoken
fluently in licentious converse until the immodest cacophony peaks to imminent
crescendo with uncontrollable desire, and the throb and ache of want for that
final urgent coupling as they feed in their gluttonous sweaty consumption as
they attain their base and primitive satisfaction.
ARE YOU WEARING BLACK VELVET?
Are you wearing black velvet?
You look like the Black Queen
That’s so fitting for the season
I really do love Halloween
I LOST MY VIRGINITY TO A WICCAN GIRL
I lost my virginity to
a Wiccan girl
Who was a scrawny
little witch
With the reputation
for being
A bit of a thorny
little bitch
She mellowed to me in
my bed
And I was left with a
horny itch
ARE YOU WEARING A SPOOKY SWEATER?
Are you wearing a
spooky sweater?
Well, there’s no
attempt to hide
The ample contents so
I would say
You could turn me to
the dark side
MEDUSA
The Gorgons
The sisters three
Sthenno and Euryale
Had immortality
Medusa by far
Was most beautiful
But she was
Merely mortal
The god Poseidon
And the lovely Medusa
In love, desecrated
The temple of Athena
In revenge
Furious goddess Athena
Cruelly punished
The beautiful Medusa
Turning to snakes
Her lovely hair
Making her ugly
With a fatal stare
Her visage
Hideous to look upon
Mean death
From Medusa the gorgon
With scaly skin
And serpent hair
She awaiting victims
In her lair
One night
While Medusa slumbered
Brave Perseus struck
And her head was severed
Even after death
To look upon her
Would petrify
Any befalling her stare
Brave prince Perseus
After slaying Medusa
Delivered the head
To a grateful Athena
R.T.F.M.
The best way
To keep your husband
From reading your e-mail
Try Renaming the folder
"Instruction Manuals"
It can’t fail
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