Why did god put men on earth?
Useless creatures no brains just brawn
Obviously god put men on earth
Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn
Monday, 11 October 2021
HOTTER THAN EVER
Even though she’s getting older
My wife still bowls me over
Even though she’s not so young
My wife is still the only one
Even though she’s over fifty
My wife is still hot believe me
Sometimes she’s so hot I go wow
Only thing is it comes in flashes now
SHOPPING MODE # 2
Bimbette was a model
And not very bright
She went shopping
After work one night
But something unforeseen
Was to befall her
Tragically she was trapped
On the malls escalator
For four hours
She stood with eyes tight shut
Unable to move a muscle
Due to a power cut
HALLOWEEN FANCY DRESS
My friend asked me
What I was going to be
For Halloween
I said “Drunk will do me”
ARE YOU WEARING HALLOWEEN HOSIERY?
Are you wearing Halloween hosiery?
Phwor are you going to let me see
Oh how they cling to the shape of you
I would like to cling to them too
Oh yes I like them very much
Perhaps I might have a touch
Oh you are a proper tease
Would you let me if I said please?
ARE YOU WEARING HALLOWEEN SOCKS?
Are you wearing Halloween socks?
Beneath your skirt? it’s hard to see
And gives me pause to wonder
How high they go above the knee
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