Old Mother Hubbard
Went
to the cupboard
To
fetch her poor dog a bone
But
there was none
As
she didn’t have a dog
And
was living in a home
Sunday, 22 August 2021
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 423
CAMEL HAIR BRUSHES
Camel hair brushes are not
Made from camel hair to
be fair
It’s just one of life’s
oddities
THE PHILANDERING POLAR BEAR
The philandering Polar Bear
Took a fancy to a kangaroo
But when she stole his heart
He knew he’d met his waterloo
THE NEW OWNERS WERE MEETING STAFF
The new owners were meeting staff
Walking around and glad-handing
I said “I'm going to stand outside,
So, if anyone asks, I'm outstanding”
A GIRL SAID SHE RECOGNIZED ME
A girl said she recognized me
And was perfectly sure
It was at the vegetarian club,
But I'd never met herbivore
I ASKED C.S. LEWIS
I asked C.S. Lewis what he kept
In his wardrobe,
Beyond suit and dress
And with a wry smile
And a twinkle in his eye
He replied, Narnia business
MY SISTER IS INTO PHOTOGRAPHY
My sister is into photography
It makes her shine and glow
And she talks enthusiastically
But you can’t shutter up though
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