After a local man was killed
By
a falling piano
It
has been announced
A
low-key funeral will follow
Sunday, 15 August 2021
THE WARRIOR WAS REWARDED
The warrior was rewarded
For
his performance in the arena
When
he was given a young woman
From
the temple of Vesta
Who
he happily devoured,
And
afterwards he was Gladiator
I AM FAT AND MY GOAL IS TO SLIM DOWN
I am fat and my goal is to slim down
To
a healthy weight that my heart can afford
But
for now, my ambition is to put
Half
a box of chocolates back in the cupboard
FOGHORN LEGHORN WORKS OUT
Foghorn Leghorn works out
And
gives his muscles a flex
As
he keeps himself in shape
And
concentrates on his pecks
THE BRIDE TO BE WAS AT THE POULTRY FARM
The bride to be, was at the Poultry farm
Watching
the birds scratching and pecking
And
she was absolutely raging, because
It
wasn’t the hen night she was expecting
LILY DIED
Lily died as she wouldn’t give up wheat
Which
was the death of her
But
she didn’t have an allergy
She
was killed by a Combine harvester
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