St Patrick’s Day is an excuse
For
girls to dress inappropriately
That’s
why St Patrick’s Day
Is
the best holiday for me
Tuesday, 16 March 2021
ST PATRICKS DAY IS AN EXCUSE
ST PATRICK'S DAY PICK UP # 2
When you’re on the pull
If
you want to break the ice
Say
something funny
Or
say something nice
Be
complimentary
Or
just lie in your endeavour
Be
devastatingly witty
Or
say something clever
“Do you have any Irish in you?”
Ask her, on St Patrick's Day
And if she answers no, reply
“Do you want some today?”
ST PATRICK'S DAY PICK UP # 1
When you’re on the pull
If
you want to break the ice
Say
something funny
Or
say something nice
Be
complimentary
Or
just lie in your endeavour
Be
devastatingly witty
Or
say something clever
“Do you have any Irish in you?”
Ask her, on St Patrick's Day
And if she answers yes, reply
“You can have some more today”
THE IRISH CELEBRATE ST PATRICKS DAY
The Irish celebrate St Patricks Day
And
I have always wondered why
As
they have three patron saints
Perhaps
Patrick had a better PR guy
YOU CAN DRINK GREEN BEER
You can drink green beer
On any St Patricks Day
It counts as a vegetable
And one of your five a day
ON ST PATRICK’S DAY
On St Patrick’s Day
You know an Irish rover
Has had enough to drink
When they’re Dublin over
I GOT VERY DRUNK ON ST PATRICKS DAY
I got very drunk on St Patricks Day
So I took a bus home to save any fuss
This may not be a big deal to most
But I had never before driven a bus
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