Sex is very like oxygen I would say
For you take it for granted in a way
Unless you’re not getting it anyway
Sex is very like oxygen I would say
For you take it for granted in a way
Unless you’re not getting it anyway
He who laughs last, laughs the longest
Is how the saying is supposed to go-est
I think who laughs last, thinks slowest
My sons on holiday right now
He’s left his home in tooting
He’s gone somewhere in Africa
Saying he was going parachuting
I was surprised when he told me
Because he suffers from vertigo
It’s not his normal kind of trip
But I admire him for having a go
He’s never mentioned an interest
Before in the sport of parachuting
I will ask him how he got on
When he’s back at home in tooting
He’s never been very adventurous
When it comes to eating either
So I was taken by surprise when
He said he’d eaten parrot burger
How did you get on with the vertigo?
I asked when he was home in tooting
What are you on about mother?
What’s that got to do with shooting
If the people from Poland
Are known as Poles
Why aren't people from Holland
Known as Holes
Tell me do infants
Enjoy infancy
As much as adults
Enjoy adultery?