THE MARRYING KIND

 

I think the best of men to marry

Are the ones who wear an earring

For they’re used to feeling pain

And they’re used to jewelry buying

GOOD JUDGEMENT

 

Good judgment comes apparently

From experience gained life long,

Experience more than often comes

From bad judgment if I’m not wrong

BORN NAKED

 

Brought into the world, we’re naked

And we’re helpless cold, and wet,

Were born hungry and with a thirst

But that’s not as bad as it will get

DON’T ARGUE

 

Consider this before arguing with your wife

Remember this before risking limb and life

There are two effective theories it is said

But neither one works so keep quiet instead

ONLY ONE WIFE

 

If you have one wife too many

It’s known as bigamy by name

Having one is called monogamy

But is one too many all the same

MILLENIUM

Two thousand years to celebrate

Let’s make our plans don’t hesitate

We’ll build it big we’ll build it grand

On Greenwich Peninsula it will stand

An attraction great for us all to flock

On a theme of time? Perhaps a clock

What in their wisdom would they decide

To build beside the river side

What would they chose to mark the day

Well, they got it wrong I’m sad to say

So, what did they build to mark this date?

An attraction not even second rate

A site for visitors to stand and mock

A Ferris wheel and an upturned Wok

MR.WHIPPY R.I.P.

 

An ice cream man has been found dead

Lying on the floor beneath a shelf

Covered with hundreds and thousands

Police say he may have topped himself