Christmas is the time for living
Spreading love with the gift giving
So at the festive time of year
Fill your heart with Christmas cheer
Wednesday, 3 December 2008
CHRISTMAS IS A TIME OF JOY
Christmas is a time of joy
For every little girl and boy
All wishing for that special toy
That they can’t wait to enjoy
Christmas is a time of love
Given to us from the lord above
When we see with eyes of a dove
Christmas fits us like a glove
Christmas is a time for prayer
Christmas is a time to share
Christmas is a time to care
It’s also the time for festive fare
Christmas time is a special thing
A time to worship Christ the king
In his honour gifts we bring
And to the heavens high we sing
For every little girl and boy
All wishing for that special toy
That they can’t wait to enjoy
Christmas is a time of love
Given to us from the lord above
When we see with eyes of a dove
Christmas fits us like a glove
Christmas is a time for prayer
Christmas is a time to share
Christmas is a time to care
It’s also the time for festive fare
Christmas time is a special thing
A time to worship Christ the king
In his honour gifts we bring
And to the heavens high we sing
Monday, 24 November 2008
SNOWMAN BLUES
Out of the snowy lawn
The snowman grew
Wearing a hat and scarf
The way that you do
With pebbles for eyes
Pressed into the snow
A smiley twig mouth
And a large carrot nose
He’s a magnificent site
The snowman that grew
But he’s just snow and ice
And no substitute for you
I wish you were here
To chase the blues away
I wish you’d come back
To me for Christmas day
The snowman grew
Wearing a hat and scarf
The way that you do
With pebbles for eyes
Pressed into the snow
A smiley twig mouth
And a large carrot nose
He’s a magnificent site
The snowman that grew
But he’s just snow and ice
And no substitute for you
I wish you were here
To chase the blues away
I wish you’d come back
To me for Christmas day
MIRROR, MIRROR
Mirror, mirror on the wall
Am I the loveliest of them all?
Mirror, mirror tell me for sure
To stop me feeling insecure
Mirror, mirror hanging there
You needn’t tell me I look fair
Let me think that I look slim
So I can look good for him
Mirror, mirror on the wall
Tell me that my bum is small
Mirror, mirror looking glass
Tell me that’s not all my arse
Am I the loveliest of them all?
Mirror, mirror tell me for sure
To stop me feeling insecure
Mirror, mirror hanging there
You needn’t tell me I look fair
Let me think that I look slim
So I can look good for him
Mirror, mirror on the wall
Tell me that my bum is small
Mirror, mirror looking glass
Tell me that’s not all my arse
DON’T THROW ME ON THE SCRAP HEAP
Don’t throw me on the scrap heap
Just because I’m old
I still have talent and skills to offer
If I may be so bold
My talent is called multi tasking
Or so I’ve been led to believe
And I can simultaneously wet myself
And laugh, cough, fart and sneeze
Just because I’m old
I still have talent and skills to offer
If I may be so bold
My talent is called multi tasking
Or so I’ve been led to believe
And I can simultaneously wet myself
And laugh, cough, fart and sneeze
WHAT DO YOU WANT BUD?
I saw a Buddhist monk today
At a hot dog stand
The cook stood at the griddle
Doing his thing
“What can I make you” was his
Gruff demand
The monk replied, “ Make me one
With everything”
At a hot dog stand
The cook stood at the griddle
Doing his thing
“What can I make you” was his
Gruff demand
The monk replied, “ Make me one
With everything”
YOU MUFFIN
When young women
Dress with midriff exposed
It can look attractive
To the suitably disposed
But for those more ampler
Flesh spills over the top
Of tight waist bands
To look like muffin tops
Dress with midriff exposed
It can look attractive
To the suitably disposed
But for those more ampler
Flesh spills over the top
Of tight waist bands
To look like muffin tops
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