THANK GOD FOR WINSTON

 

When on TV, Winston Churchill

Was voted the greatest Britain

It restored my faith, a little

In my fellow countrymen

Although equally

It would not in truth

Have surprised me in the least

If they had considered

A musician and lyricist

To have contributed more to the nation

And they voted for John Lennon

WINSTON AND THE LADY

 

Lady Astor once said smartly

To Winston Churchill at a party

If we were married as you’re rude

I would put poison in your food

He replied with his usual wit

If we were married, I would eat it