APPARENTLY IT TAKES THREE SHEEP

 

Apparently it takes three sheep

To make a sweater

But I’m pretty sure that humans

Can do it better

WHAT DO YOU CALL A SHEEP TIED UP

 

What do you call a sheep tied up

To a lamppost with a piece of string

Well it depends where you are

But some would see it as a sure thing

I PICKED UP A TRAY OF LAMB CHOPS

 

I picked up a tray of Lamb chops

Labelled “Reared in Wales” in the shop

I refused to buy them on the basis

That I thought that was a bit racist