I ALWAYS KNOCK ON THE FRIDGE

 

I always knock on the fridge

Before I open it, no messing

Just in case when I look inside

I find there’s a salad dressing

DO YOU WANT BABY SPINACH

 

“Do you want Baby Spinach?

Or Water Cress Dad”

My daughter asked me

And I went completely mad

“For God’s sake just choose one

It’s not Rocket Salad”

HEALTHY EATING

 

I’m trying to eat more healthily

Because you really can’t beat it

But when I buy rocket salad

It goes off before I can eat it