ARE YOU WEARING A FISH’S TAIL?

 

Are you wearing a fish’s tail?

And is it actually swishy?

I guess you must be a mermaid

You’re a very dishy little Fishy

WHEN MY GIRLFRIEND SUGGESTED # 3

 

When my girlfriend suggested

We play Doctors and Nurses

I was up for it even when

She told me about the role reverses

 

But when I dressed up in a uniform

With a starched white apron

She buggered off to play

Eighteen holes with a surgeon

WHEN MY GIRLFRIEND SUGGESTED # 2

 

When my girlfriend suggested

We play hospitals

I thought phwor

 

But she gave me an enema

And now I don’t want

To play anymore

WHEN MY GIRLFRIEND SUGGESTED # 1

 

When my girlfriend suggested

We play hospitals

I thought phwor

 

But all she did was

Lay me on a trolley

And leave me in a corridor