THE SMOKING OF ELECTRONIC CIGARETTES

 

The smoking of electronic cigarettes

Should only be done if you are a robot

And even then it should only happen

When it has just had sex with another robot

OVER ENGINEERED

 

Every time I start my car

A light glow’s on the dash

Reminding me

To release the handbrake

Then a light flashes

And a warning bleep’s

Telling me to buckle up

When I actually start to move

An arrow appears

Telling me to change gears

Then it dawns on me

What has occurred.

Automotive engineers

After a century of expertise

Have managed to build a woman

Inside every car

MODERN AUTOMOTIVE ENGINEERING

 

Conceived by savants

Designed by computers

Precision Built by robots

And driven by commuters