BLUE NUN

Mother Superior called together

All the nuns in the convent

"I must tell you all something”

She began her grave statement

“Sisters we have a case

Of gonorrhoea in our community"

"Thank God," said an old nun

"I'm so sick of Chianti" 

I WOULD LIKE TO KILL THE PERSON

 

I would like to kill the person

Who said school days were fun

I was taught by Birds of pray,

More commonly known as nuns