PRISONERS ARE SUCH A NUISANCE

 

Prisoners are such a nuisance

When they are justly contained

Because of human rights

We can’t keep them restrained

And it’s so labour intensive

To keep them all entertained

ALL ABOUT RIGHTS

 

I was staggered with an item

On the news last night

About illegal downloads

And breach of copyright

One proposal is to block offender’s broadband

Which I thought was alright

But apparently this in itself is illegal

As broadband is now a human right

What has become of this country?

What brought us to our plight?

What about the Tolpuddle martyrs?

What of the suffragette’s fight?

What of battle for equality

These are true issues of human right

If King Arthur returned to us

He would turn and take flight