There was an elegant girl playing a harp
And the ambiance
couldn’t have been nicer
It was culturally pretentious
though, paying
A posh bird to play an
oversized cheese slicer
There was an elegant girl playing a harp
And the ambiance
couldn’t have been nicer
It was culturally pretentious
though, paying
A posh bird to play an
oversized cheese slicer
“Do you want to see a naked harpist?”
I was asked and of
course replied yes please
But I was told that I
mustn’t touch the harp
Because of the risk of
catching harpies