Showing posts with label Harp. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Harp. Show all posts

Saturday, 6 May 2023

AN ELEGANT HARPIST

 

There was an elegant girl playing a harp

And the ambiance couldn’t have been nicer

It was culturally pretentious though, paying

A posh bird to play an oversized cheese slicer

Sunday, 5 February 2023

DO YOU WANT TO SEE A NAKED HARPIST

 

“Do you want to see a naked harpist?”

I was asked and of course replied yes please

But I was told that I mustn’t touch the harp

Because of the risk of catching harpies