ALAS POOR HAMLET

 

Alas, poor Derek! I blew him, Fellatio: a fellow

of infinite zest, of most excellent fancy: then he hath

boned me on my back a thousand times;

HUNGRY SHAKESPEARE

 

To eat or not to eat, that is ingestion

Whether tis hunger in the mind to suffer

The pangs and gurgles of outrageous juices

Or to take in food against a sea of rumbles

And by digesting end them.