ARE YOU WEARING ANGEL’S WINGS?

 

Are you wearing angel’s wings?

As someone’s special surprise

I hope you’re not too angelic

And you’re a Devil in disguise

THE DEVIL LANDED ON THE CHURCH ROOF

 

The devil landed on the church roof

The vicar said “Show him your cross”

So, the curate went outside and shouted

“Piss off you red horned piece of dross”