TURN ON COUNTDOWN

 

Last night I was watching Countdown

And Rachel Riley in a colourful gown

When I told my wife, where I am housed

That when watching Rachel, I got Aroused

I could tell that I had let down my guard

Her instant response was to slap me, hard

She slapped me unconscious how absurd

And all I did was get a seven-letter word

TURN ON COUNTDOWN DEAR?

 

I was watching Carol and twice nightly

Countdown with Vorderman and Whitely

When I told my wife where I am housed

That when watching Carol I got Aroused

I could tell that I had let down my guard

Her instant response was to slap me hard

She slapped me unconscious how absurd

And all I did was get a seven-letter word