Amidst the preparations
For the upcoming
festivities
There has been a lot
of demand
On the Church
amenities
For those of us
involved
In pulling the
Christmas peel
Found the time to
practise
Was far less than
ideal
I found it difficult
to fit it in
Around work and family
needs
And often practised
alone
At a very late hour
indeed
One night it all got
too much
The final straw I
can’t remember
But as a result, I
decided to tie
The bell rope around
my member
I don’t know why it
was
That I succumbed to
the pressure
But I was discovered
And I was tolled off
by the vicar
