SHE TELLS ME WHEN TO START

 

She tells me when to start

And when not to hesitate

She tells me when to stop

And when I should indicate

She tells me when to speed

And when to use the brake

She tells me when to stay in lane

And when it’s safe to overtake

She tells me if I leave a gap

And when I get too near

She tells me when to accelerate

And when I should change gear

She tells me when the light is green

And when the light is red

I don’t know why I married her

She’s just the same in bed