Good evening young man
A
beer and a whisky chaser
They’re
not the best
By
some distance
They
say whatever
And
think that they’re clever
Still
horses for courses
Different
strokes for different folks
I’ll
have another
Responsibilities
and commitments
Both
horns on the same beast
Two
sides of the same coin
Yes,
I will have one more
Insignificant
and ordinary
My
illusions shatter
Size
doesn’t matter
Well,
they got that completely wrong
He
drives a Porsche because he’s impotent
Same
again bar steward
I’ll
tell you about politics
The
longer the excuse,
The
less likely it's the truth
Street
violence and anti-social behavior
Will
I make old bones?
Will
I buggery
Make
it a large one
Your
uncle plays the piano?
I
can tickle the ivories
Piano
forte,
Pianissimo
(not loudly)
Another
of those
My
present wife
A little wiggle when she walked
A little giggle when she talked
Soul
mates, friends
Souls
intertwined
Twinned
Joined
in holy padlock
Then
she walked in the light
And
slept with all my friends
Bring
on the dancing girls
Again,
my good man
Billy
no stars
Johnny
no mates
Don’t
mock the afflicted
Raise
the drinking age back up to twenty one
“Do
you believe angels sing”?
“And
every time you hear a bell ring
An
angel gets their wings”
Bells
and whistles
Belt
and braces
Heracles
herded the mares of Diomedes
Did
you know that?
Just
one more
As
a rule, they offer no resistance
My
hands move inexorably up her thigh
Just
a small double
We’ve
lost the second post
I
went to Shakespeare’s school
But
he was in the year above
Spats
- you don’t see them anymore
Oh,
another yes
You’re
going on a five-mile run?
I
can’t complete a cross country run
Remember,
remember the fifth of November
Gunpowder
treason and what the hell was that
That
wasn’t a rocket it was scud
Fireworks,
fireworks it’s like living in a war zone
What
last orders?
Does
driving through a tunnel make you excited?
A
double and a double chaser
Bingo
bango bongo
Very
good looking...... Dumb as a board
If
she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless
Mentioning
no names
But
look where my eyes rest
Yogurty
smogurty
Another
double in there
The
exited states of America
The
united states of aggression
Was
that the bell?
What
was my worth?
When
my life meant so little
When
my heart never felt compassion
Why
should I care for them?
When
I have my ration
Rhymes
and reasons
What
closing already
A
confused sperm wouldn’t start from here
My
faith was so false
Bloody
muppetry
Its
merry Christmas not happy holidays
That’s
political correctness
A
little bloke with a chip on his shoulder
Is
actually vertically challenged
And
no genders are aloud
Sure,
I’ll share a bottle with you friend
The
Dead Sea scrolls
If
he wasn’t dead, I’d kill him
What
a treasure lets go bury it".
Ugly
sharks you can’t even eat them
He
has a face like a basset hound
Still,
he’s more to be pitied than scolded
Had
sex in a cemetery once
no? Then you haven’t lived
Thanks,
I will have some more
A
certified bitch
drove first husband to shoot himself
suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism
I’m
not ready to die
I
want to leave something to show I was here
Something
from a science fiction show,
I’ve suffered enough
You
got arrested for stalking?
But
not convicted
Damn
every time I see a street sign,
I
have an urge to relieve myself on it
Let’s
sit awhile
The
long blinks are setting in
I shall
rest my eyes
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