Father became a drinker when an early teen
And
he’s a drunk now and the years in between
In
his time, he has consumed every type of beverage
From
meths to home brew resembling raw sewerage
He
has helped many a publicans’ child through public school
He
has also funded publican’s holidays like a fool
If
he’d studied boozing at uni he’d have got his blue
But
they didn’t do a degree course in drinking special brew
Except
for the DT’s and the raging hangovers
Heart
disease, cirrhosis, kidney failure and ulcers
He
seems not to have been affected too seriously
Though
he never buys drinks for friends when in company
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