This year I’m going to stay up
On New Year’s Eve
Not to see in 2021
But to make sure 2020
leaves
I remember the time in my youth
When I was allowed to stay up late
On New Year’s Eve and I was thrilled
But now on that ominous date
As I have reached middle age
Being forced to participate is my fate
My friend asked me
What I was going to be
For New Year’s Eve
I said “Drunk will do
me”
Rather than make a pointless resolutions
I will make a wish for
those I hold dear
May you always have
all that you need
And want all you have,
Happy New Year!
A little girl watched her dad dress for a party.
And then she gave her
dad a warning
“Daddy, you shouldn't wear that dinner suit”
He asked, “why not?” his curiosity dawning
“Because you know that it always gives
You a bad headache the
next morning”
If you were born in late September,
The bells should
definitely start to clang
As it’s pretty safe to
assume that your folks
Started out the New
Year with a Bang