Wednesday, 9 August 2023

Tuesday, 8 August 2023

RATHER THAN MAKE A POINTLESS RESOLUTIONS

 

Rather than make a pointless resolutions

I will make a wish for those I hold dear

May you always have all that you need

And want all you have, Happy New Year!

A LITTLE GIRL’S WARNING

 

A little girl watched her dad dress for a party.

And then she gave her dad a warning

“Daddy, you shouldn't wear that dinner suit”

He asked, “why not?” his curiosity dawning

“Because you know that it always gives

You a bad headache the next morning”

TRANSYLVANIA NEW YEAR

 

On New Year's Eve

At the appropriate time

The vampires sing

Auld Fang Syne

IF YOU WERE BORN IN LATE SEPTEMBER

 

If you were born in late September,

The bells should definitely start to clang

As it’s pretty safe to assume that your folks

Started out the New Year with a Bang