One of Santa’s Reindeer
Is truly quite
obnoxious
And you’ll have
guessed
Its RUDEolph of course
Sunday, 6 August 2023
WHAT CHRISTMAS MEANS TO ME
Christmas isn't about having the biggest tree
Or having the most
Christmas lights on view
Nor is it all the
treats or gifts beneath the tree
WHAT NATIONALITY IS SANTA CLAUS?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Is the question asked
most-est
Well he doesn’t really
have one
But North Polish would
be closest
SURELY THERE SHOULD BE A LAW
Surely there should be a law
To punish those who
play
Christmas music, two
months
Before Thanksgiving
Day
GIFTING
My mum gave me a gift and the receipt,
Like she did every
single year before
Then I could take it
back if I didn’t like it,
So actually, what she
gets me is a chore
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 19
Twas the night before Christmas
And all thru the gaff
There were cheap tacky
decs
That looked really
Naff
Saturday, 5 August 2023
BLACK FRIDAY IS AN ODD ACTIVITY
Black Friday is an odd activity, dripping with irony,
For people who, from
the moment they open the door
Will fight tooth and
claw over materialistic things
That the day after
celebrating all they were thankful for
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