If vampires can’t see
Their own reflection
In a mirror or
anything else
That’s shiny
Then the thing I
Have always wondered
is
How do they manage?
To keep their hair
tidy?
Monday, 31 July 2023
IF VAMPIRES CAN’T SEE THEIR OWN REFLECTION
I AM BEING HAUNTED BY
I am being haunted by
A dancing ghostly
vision
Who really has the
moves
So I call him Boogie
Man
WHY COULDN'T THE WITCH HAVE CHILDREN?
Why couldn't the witch have children?
It wasn’t just because
she was a meanie
The answer is far more
fundamental
Because her husband
had a hallow weenie
THE GRIM REAPER CAME FOR ME LAST NIGHT
The Grim Reaper came for me last night
And I could barely catch my breath
But I beat him away with a vacuum cleaner
And was really Dyson with death.WE FOUND A BRILLIANT BUILDER
We found a brilliant builder
His workmanship is out
of sight
The only snag is he’s
Transylvanian
So he can only work at
night
ARE YOU WEARING BLOODY CLOTHES?
Are you wearing bloody clothes?
I don’t mind admitting
that you look scary
I hope it’s a
Halloween costume and you
A HOLIDAY DECEPTION # 2
I pretend to be someone I’m not
Just to receive
something sweet
Which could be for
Valentine’s Day
Or just for a
Halloween treat
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