Monday, 31 July 2023

ARE YOU WEARING BLOODY CLOTHES?

Are you wearing bloody clothes?

I don’t mind admitting that you look scary

I hope it’s a Halloween costume and you

Haven’t escaped from the penitentiary.

A HOLIDAY DECEPTION # 2

 

I pretend to be someone I’m not

Just to receive something sweet

Which could be for Valentine’s Day

Or just for a Halloween treat

THE LESSON THAT HALLOWEEN TEACHES

 

The lesson that Halloween teaches

Us all, Might well strike a chord

It’s pretending to be something you're not

Which will lead to a sweet reward

GOTH HALLOWEEN

 

I wonder if Halloween is the only

Day of the year that the goths

Dress colourfully like butterflies

Instead of the normal drab moths

HALLOWEEN IS A CONTEST

 

For my friends and I, Halloween is a contest

And I go all out to beat them all

This year I dressed my dog up as a cat

But now he won’t come when I call

A HOLIDAY DECEPTION # 1

 

I pretend to be someone I’m not

Just to receive something sweet

Which could be for Halloween

Or for a Valentine’s Day treat

A STRESSED-OUT MOTHER AND HER CHILD

 

A stressed-out mother and her child

Went into the fancy dress shop

Rushing around from pillar to post

Without a moments pause or stop

“Here try this one” the mother said

Grabbing a Devils suit in a whirl

Her six year old daughter retorted

“I don’t want it, I’m not an evil girl”