Are you wearing a single fake eyelash?
I’m almost certain there should be two
What happened to the
other one?
Did someone beat it to
death with a shoe?
Tuesday, 16 May 2023
ARE YOU WEARING A SINGLE FAKE EYELASH?
YOU SPEND YOUR LIFE AVOIDING CONFLICT
“You spend your life avoiding conflict”
My new therapist has
just said
I suppose he has a point,
because visiting
War zones fills me
with dread
I REALLY LIKE TWENTY FIVE
I really like twenty five
Letters of the
alphabet
I don’t care for the
other one
I don’t know y, I
forget
I WAS EAVESDROPPING ON THE BUS
I was eavesdropping on the bus
But I couldn’t quite
get the gist
They mentioned Angry
Birds
But was it the game or
feminists
SOMETIMES MARKETING
Sometimes marketing
Really confuses me
For example “a free
gift”
I WAS SUSPICIOUS WHEN HE SPOKE
I was suspicious when he spoke
As he sounded like a
con man
Because if Teflon is
really non stick
EUREKA, I’VE SEEN THE LIGHT
Eureka, I’ve seen the light
Why didn’t I see it
before
And all I had to do
was
To open the fridge
door
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