Are you wearing green?
My pretty young Coleen
And that’s everything
so?
Well that’s nice to
know
And is an image to
bewitch
If you do mean every
stitch
Are you wearing green?
My pretty young Coleen
And that’s everything
so?
Well that’s nice to
know
And is an image to
bewitch
If you do mean every
stitch
When you’re on the pull
If you want to break
the ice
Say something funny
Or say something nice
Be complimentary
Or just lie in your
endeavour
Be devastatingly witty
Or say something clever
“Do you have any Irish
in you?”
Ask her, on St
Patrick's Day
And if she answers
yes, reply
“You can have some
more today”
On St Patrick’s Day
You know an Irish rover
Has had enough to drink
When they’re Dublin
over
I got very drunk on St Patricks Day
So, I took a bus home
to save any fuss
This may not be a big
deal to most
But I had never before
driven a bus
You can drink green beer
On any St Patricks Day
It counts as a vegetable
And one of your five a
day
The Irish celebrate St Patricks Day
And I have always
wondered why
As they have three
patron saints
Perhaps Patrick had a
better PR guy
When you’re on the pull
If you want to break
the ice
Say something funny
Or say something nice
Be complimentary
Or just lie in your
endeavour
Be devastatingly witty
Or say something
clever
“Do you have any Irish
in you?”
Ask her, on St
Patrick's Day
And if she answers no,
reply
“Do you want some
today?”