Wednesday, 15 March 2023

ARE YOU WEARING GREEN?

 

Are you wearing green?

My pretty young Coleen

And that’s everything so?

Well that’s nice to know

And is an image to bewitch

If you do mean every stitch

ST PATRICK'S DAY PICK UP # 1

 

When you’re on the pull

If you want to break the ice

Say something funny

Or say something nice

Be complimentary

Or just lie in your endeavour

Be devastatingly witty

Or say something clever

“Do you have any Irish in you?”

Ask her, on St Patrick's Day

And if she answers yes, reply

“You can have some more today”

ON ST PATRICK’S DAY

 

On St Patrick’s Day

You know an Irish rover

Has had enough to drink

When they’re Dublin over

I GOT VERY DRUNK ON ST PATRICKS DAY

 

I got very drunk on St Patricks Day

So, I took a bus home to save any fuss

This may not be a big deal to most

But I had never before driven a bus

YOU CAN DRINK GREEN BEER

 

You can drink green beer

On any St Patricks Day

It counts as a vegetable

And one of your five a day

THE IRISH CELEBRATE ST PATRICKS DAY

 

The Irish celebrate St Patricks Day

And I have always wondered why

As they have three patron saints

Perhaps Patrick had a better PR guy

ST PATRICK'S DAY PICK UP # 2

 

When you’re on the pull

If you want to break the ice

Say something funny

Or say something nice

Be complimentary

Or just lie in your endeavour

Be devastatingly witty

Or say something clever

“Do you have any Irish in you?”

Ask her, on St Patrick's Day

And if she answers no, reply

“Do you want some today?”