On St Patrick’s Day
You know an Irish rover
Has had enough to drink
When they’re Dublin
over
Wednesday, 15 March 2023
I GOT VERY DRUNK ON ST PATRICKS DAY
I got very drunk on St Patricks Day
So, I took a bus home
to save any fuss
This may not be a big
deal to most
But I had never before
driven a bus
YOU CAN DRINK GREEN BEER
You can drink green beer
On any St Patricks Day
It counts as a vegetable
And one of your five a
day
THE IRISH CELEBRATE ST PATRICKS DAY
The Irish celebrate St Patricks Day
And I have always
wondered why
As they have three
patron saints
Perhaps Patrick had a
better PR guy
ST PATRICK'S DAY PICK UP # 2
When you’re on the pull
If you want to break
the ice
Say something funny
Or say something nice
Be complimentary
Or just lie in your
endeavour
Be devastatingly witty
Or say something
clever
“Do you have any Irish
in you?”
Ask her, on St
Patrick's Day
And if she answers no,
reply
“Do you want some
today?”
ST PATRICKS DAY IS AN EXCUSE
St Patrick’s Day is an excuse
For girls to dress inappropriately
That’s why St Patrick’s
Day
Is the best holiday
for me
ST PATRICKS DAY FANCY DRESS
My friend asked me
What I was going to be
For St Patrick’s Day
I said “Drunk will do me”
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