TRANSVESTITE CHRISTMAS

 

Do you think that cross dressers

Find Christmas is merry?

I bet you think they are sad

Well on the contrary

I really love Christmas

As I can eat, drink and be Mary

MY GOOSE WAS COOKED

 

On Christmas morning

Into the kitchen I snook      

And as my wife cooked the Goose

I goosed the cook

WALNUTS IN WINTER

 

Walnuts in winter

Along with filberts, almonds

And fleshy Brazils

WE WENT TO A FAIRY TALE PARTY

 

We went to a fairy tale party

Which I thought was crappy

I ended up feeling grumpy

While my wife was felling happy

GREECE’S FINANCIAL CRISIS HAS NOW DEEPENED

Greece’s financial crisis has now deepened

Causing a deep and widespread depression

Humus and Taramasalata sales have been banned

Which has now caused a double dip recession

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 325

 

Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep

And doesn’t know where to find them

But we all know that Greek Giorgio

Has already Kebabed them

ARE YOU WEARING RED TINSEL?

 

Are you wearing red tinsel?

Tied amidst your lustrous curls

Red can be a devilish colour

So, are you a devilish kind of girl?