WE WENT TO A FAIRY TALE PARTY

 

We went to a fairy tale party

Which I thought was crappy

I ended up feeling grumpy

While my wife was felling happy

GREECE’S FINANCIAL CRISIS HAS NOW DEEPENED

Greece’s financial crisis has now deepened

Causing a deep and widespread depression

Humus and Taramasalata sales have been banned

Which has now caused a double dip recession

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 325

 

Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep

And doesn’t know where to find them

But we all know that Greek Giorgio

Has already Kebabed them

ARE YOU WEARING RED TINSEL?

 

Are you wearing red tinsel?

Tied amidst your lustrous curls

Red can be a devilish colour

So, are you a devilish kind of girl?

IS SANTA CLAUS REALLY A WOMAN # 4

 

Is Santa Claus really a woman?

Why are we having this debate?

If Santa was a woman

How would she navigate?

My wife got lost last week

In a car park in Ramsgate

BAD SANTA # 4

Bad Santa is a bit of a perve

And his special seasonal wish

Is for you to jingle his bells

So, you get a White Christmas

THE BIG FELLA’S R & R AGAIN

 

After circumnavigating the globe

The reins of his sleigh in his hand

The only thought on his mind

Is his wife’s winter wonderland