For stress free shopping
Follow this
golden rule
And get all
of it done
While the
kids are at school
Monday, 26 December 2022
FOR STRESS FREE SHOPPING
LIFE’S VEXATIONS # 8
Is there anything more annoying?
If I had my
way it would be a crime
Those
people who point at their wrist
While they
are asking for the time
Sunday, 25 December 2022
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 324
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To where the
Vodka was stashed
And on the
quiet moonlit hill
The two of them
got smashed
ARE YOU WEARING GOLDEN TINSEL?
Are you wearing Golden tinsel?
Tied amidst
your lustrous curls
It makes
you look so beautiful
And more
like an angel than a girl
IS SANTA CLAUS REALLY A WOMAN # 3
Is Santa Claus really a woman?
Let’s silence
those objections
How would
he navigate the globe?
And all its
many intersections
When a man
is totally incapable
Of ever asking for directions
BAD SANTA # 3
Bad Santa is a bit of a perve
So naughty
girl when he comes into view
It won’t be
candy cane in his pocket
He’ll be really
pleased to see you!
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