LAST CHRISTMAS I GAVE YOU # 2

 

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart,

But I’m sorry to say,

You really

Needed a kidney

I WISH YOU GOOD LUCK

 

I wish you Good luck

I wish you Good cheer

I wish you Good health

For the coming year

 

I wish you Good times,

I wish you great days

But I will never ever

Wish you Happy holidays

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 320

 

Mary had some little drawers

Which always struck me dumb

Because like her mother

She had a massive bum

ARE YOU WEARING CHRISTMAS ANKLE SOCKS?

 

Are you wearing Christmas ankle socks?

I’ve often pictured them on you

And you don’t need anything else

Just wearing the socks will do

CHRISTMAS DAY IN THE WORKHOUSE # 1

 

It’s Christmas day in the workhouse

Just another grey day to endure

If we’re lucky we’ll dine on mouse

And Oliver will still be asking for more

UKIP ADVENT CALENDAR # 2

 

You can now buy a UKIP

Advent calendar

I’ve never seen one before

I don’t know what message is inside

Because for some reason

All you can hear is a slamming door

LAST CHRISTMAS I GAVE YOU # 1

 

Last Christmas, I gave you a scarf

But the very next week

You said “it was so last year”

Bloody cheek