LEADING UP TO CHRISTMAS DAY

 

Leading up to Christmas day

Happy Christmas you should say

But so often it goes unsaid,

People say happy holidays instead

CHRISTMAS IS SPECIAL

 

Christmas is special

And you are the reason

Your touch adds lustre

To the festive season

YOU LOOK UPON CHRISTMAS

You look upon Christmas

As just another of your duties

And over the years

You’ve given us some beauties

 

You don’t think that it’s Special

It’s just something that you do

But Christmas doesn’t just happen

It’s made piece by piece by you

 

Everything that is Christmas

When all said and done

Is completely down to you

So Happy Christmas Mum 

DON’T THINK WE HAVEN’T NOTICED

 

Don’t think we haven’t noticed

Just because we haven’t said

But we know that compliments

Are something that you dread

You’ve made a perfect Christmas

With your own fair hands

You thought of every detail

In your carefully made plans

We’ve enjoyed every moment

All the festivities and fun

So, although you’ll be embarrassed

Thanks for Christmas mum

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 317

 

Jack Spratt ate not fat

His wife would eat no lean

So, she is clinically obese

And he looks like a bean

ARE YOU WEARING A CHRISTMAS TOP?

 

Are you wearing a Christmas Top?

Well, I very much like what I see

Because there isn’t very much of it

And the contents are bursting free

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 8

 

Twas the night before Christmas and all thru the abode

Came the rancid smell like an un-emptied commode

It made your eyes water to be perfectly crude

Wow this baby needs to start eating solid food