CHRISTMAS DREAM # 1

 

I dream of Christmas

And hope the snow will fall

I dream of a snowy scene

When Santa comes to call

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 136

 

Christmas is coming, the geese are getting fat

I can’t wait till Christmas to eat some of that

Coz I’m on the Atkins diet and that’s a fact

I just hope that I don’t have a heart attack

ARE YOU WEARING RED SHOES?

 

Are you wearing red shoes?

And very festive they are to

And just the thing for a Christmas do

CHRISTMAS DAY IN THE WORKHOUSE # 2

 

It’s Christmas day in the workhouse

In a typical parish establishment

Full of the inebriated and the loose

She we should have a Christmas goose

CHRISTMAS SPICE

 

Christmas time is very nice

But if I might offer some advice

You can add a spot of yuletide spice

If you indulge in a little festive vice

CHRISTMAS GIFTS – HIS AND HERS

 

I got a book for Christmas

“101 sexual positions”

I got it from my brother

My wife also received a book

“102 handy excuses”

A present from her mother

I’M DREAMING OF A WHITE CHRISTMAS # 1

 

“I’m dreaming of a white Christmas,

Just like the ones I used to know”

But if I should run out of the white

I will gladly drink the red though