Monday, 28 November 2022

SNOWFLAKES FALL STEADILY

 

Snowflakes fall steadily

As the wind blows

Laying deeper and deeper

As her progress slows

Knee deep she trudged

Through the deep snows

So, I go and rescue her

From out of the snows

To get her safe indoors

Out of the snows

Though not for kindness

Heaven only knows

It was to get her out

Of her ho ho hose

THE OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY WAS IN FULL SWING

 

The office Christmas party

Was in full swing

Cheap plonk and nibbles

That kind of thing

From someone’s iPod

Loud Music played

And to that music

Eager bodies swayed

IF YOU ARE OUT CAROL SINGING

 

If you are out Carol Singing

And you dry during the song

Just stop and take a deep breath

Then Keep calm and Carol on

ANOTHER OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY

 

The office party

Was in full swing

From a Radio

Music played

Too loud for my taste

And overly jolly

For my mood.

Wine was consumed

In copious quantities

As eagerly

As the temps

Who imbibed it

And the more it flowed

The more inappropriate

The behaviour became

It was noisy

Raucous and unseemly

And I had seen enough

So I drained my glass

And prepared to leave

Which was when I saw her

Standing alone

In a quiet corner

Gazing into space

An untouched drink

In her hand

And sadness in her eyes.

She seemed oblivious

To events unfolding

In the office, It was like

She was elsewhere

I hoped wherever it was

Was a happier place

She looked so sad.

I was drawn to her

Though not out of sympathy

It was in equal measure

Recognition of a kindred spirit

And a kind of curiosity

To determine the reason

For such great sadness

Amidst the jollity

Of another Christmas

Had she too lost

The object of her affections?

“Hello” I said

“Not enjoying it?”

She shook her head

“Let’s leave then”

I suggested

She smiled weakly

And nodded her accent

And we slipped away

When she smiled

She was much prettier

From that moment

I took it upon myself

To ensure she would

Never be sad again

That was forty years ago

And we’re still happy

Sunday, 27 November 2022

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 305

 

Kitty Fisher took a tumble

And her skirts went all akimbo

And as her legs flew in the air

You could see she’d gone commando

ARE YOU WEARING WHITE TINSEL?

 

Are you wearing white tinsel?

Tied amidst your lustrous curls

It makes you look so beautiful

And more like an angel than a girl

RED SUIT

 

Santa Claus wears his famous red suit

As down another Chimney he’ll shoot

But no one knows what’s under there

He likes dressing in Ladies underwear