EATON COLLEGE ADVENT CALENDAR

 

You can now buy an Eaton College

Advent calendar

I’ve never seen one before

There are no overt messages

But there is someone there

To open every door

ARE YOU WEARING ANY CLOTHES?

 

Are you wearing any clothes?

My little Christmas elf

You’re supposed to dress the tree!

Not undress yourself

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 301

 

Hickory dickory dock

The mice ran up the clock

The clock struck one

But the others escaped unscathed

ARE YOU WEARING TINSEL?

 

Are you wearing tinsel?

Draped about your figure

Like a festive feather boa

Just covering your treasure

How seductive you appear

A little package of pleasure

You dance and prance

So full of vim and vigour

Now let me pull the tinsel

Then you can pull my trigger

AT THANKSGIVING TIME

 

At thanksgiving time

Turkeys, will like as not

Do the thanksgiving dance

Known as the turkey trot

WHY DID THE TURKEY CROSS THE ROAD? # 1

 

Why did the turkey cross the road?

There was a very simple reason

It was due to a lack of options for a Turkey

During the Christmas season

WHY DID THE TURKEY CROSS THE ROAD? # 2

 

Why did the turkey cross the road?

There was a very simple reason

It was due to a lack of options for a Turkey

During the Thanksgiving season