WHY DID THE TURKEY CROSS THE ROAD? # 3

 

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Well contrary to the fable

It was to avoid ending up

On the Thanksgiving table

WHY DID THE TURKEY CROSS THE ROAD? # 4

 

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Well contrary to the fable

It was to avoid ending up

On the Christmas table

IF ONLY YOUR LEFT LEG WAS THANKSGIVING

 

If only your left leg was Thanksgiving

And your right leg was Christmas day

Then I could devote all of my time

To visiting you between the holidays

WHEN SANTA RETURNED HOME

 

When Santa returned home

To have his tea

His wife was there

Waiting apprehensively

“There was a phone call for you”

Said Mrs. C

“It was a little garbled

And made no sense to me

Something about Saville

And Operation Yewtree”

GROPIUS THE EIGHTH DWARF

 

Gropius the eighth dwarf

Is no longer a performer

Since all the allegations

He’s on the offender’s register

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 300

 

Baa Baa black sheep

Have you any wool?

Please say yes sir

To make my wagon full

 

No, I don’t have any wool

You bloody Wally

I’m not a sheep

I’m your Border Collie

SEE THE HAPPY FACES GLOWING

 

It’s Christmas time again

See the happy faces glowing

Putting love in every heart

Until they’re overflowing